Saturday, July 24, 2010

5 Reasons Why Women Hate Kim Kardashian

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They may never admit it, but deep down inside anytime photos pop up of Kim Kardashian next to a paid handsome dude, many women all around cringe. Similar to the way many of them hate on Vh1’s latest reality hit starring Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco. You know, the show, where number 85 has a tournament style dating elimination bracket, and 75 percent of the women are not average-looking in it.

Why is it in 2010 so many women make it their business to hate on the stunning women successful menchoose to date? At first I thought it was because the men didn’t choose them, but it actually goes much deeper than that.

I have narrowed it down to five essential reasons why (some) women hate on the Kim Kardashians of the world….


5. “She's just an attention whore!"
How many times have you heard this? Many women that use this statement fail to realize is that attention whoring is what most women do. The only difference between Kim Kardashian and the average attention whore off the street is she gets paid to be an attention whore.

4. “She only dates rich guys…”
So what of it? When women make this statement are they saying that if they had as much money as Kim had they'd date poor men? Gimme a break.

3. “She's just a trophy wife…”
This might be the weakest of all the arguments. Damn near every woman wants to be a trophy wife to a successful man. That's what so many of them aspire to be. What's the difference between Kim and the average woman?

2. “She’s superficial”.
Not too many women can say this without looking in the mirror first. After you take off the dyed hair, lace front wigs, makeup, and tummy girdles, who’s really fake?

1. “I would never date anyone for attention.”
I had a chick tell me this the other day, to which I replied, “that’s too bad”. She looked puzzled, asking why I said that. I told her it's ridiculous she wouldn't date anyone who would give them attention. It's like she's saying she wants her man to ignore her.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

It would have been a very different Star Wars if....

Darth Vader had been allowed to wear his original mask choice:

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Dumbass Criminal of the Week


AP

CINNAMINSON, N.J. (AP) - July 15, 2010 -- Authorities say a New Jersey man charged with shoplifting paid his bail with phony money and returned to demand a refund.

Twenty-five-year-old Ronald White of Camden was arrested July 7, accused of shoplifting at a clothing store and supermarket in Cinnaminson.

White was locked up for having two outstanding warrants and paid $400 bail in cash.

Police later realized the money was fake.

Before they could find him, White showed up and argued his bail should have been only $200. He wanted $200 back.

White was charged with counterfeiting and put in Burlington County Jail on $5,000 bail.
(Copyright ©2010 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Kim K vs Coco (Ice Cube's chick)


Nice pics of Kim vs Coco (Ice Cube's woman). As far as ass goes, Coco wins hands down. But overall, Kim looks more athletic. More pics here:

Friday, July 2, 2010

State by State Law about Recording Conversations

Thank God Some People Have Too Much Time on Their Hands

Thank God Some People Have Too Much Time on Their Hands

Sunrise to Sunset aboard the Space Station

Top 12 Funny Facebook Fails

People are saying these may be fake, but if they aren't then they are funny as hell.

16 Things You Didn't Know About Hugh Hefner

Meanwhile, in Japan



It's a scene from Miyazaki's (famous Japanese film maker) My Neighbor Totoro replicated in real life (through Photoshop or just crazy coincidence).

Seven Deadly Sins of Religion

Kim Kardashian Wax Figure

You know what's scary? From far away I couldn't tell which was the wax figure or it they were both wax figures when she was standing next to it. Kim's messed herself with the plastic surgery so bad that she sometimes doesn't even look a real woman anymore. Yikes. Hopefully, she'll pull through.

The Last Airbender Was Garbage


I actually had high hopes for the flick. The trailers looked all right to me, and I'm a fan of the original show: it's good great animation, good characterization, smooth pacing, and stylistic storytelling. When I was driving to the theater to see it I kept having nagging, doubtful thoughts in my mind. The director, M. Night Shymalan, has never directed a film I liked, not even the Sixth Sense. That film bored me. Unbreakable was such garbage that it was one of the few movies I demanded my money back from the theater. And after watching Signs on Showtime I just gave up on the guy. According to popular opinion, the Sixth Sense is his only true great hit; everything else he's made either gets negative or mixed reviews. He's one of those directors who shocks people by actually getting contracts.

I liked the show so much I threw away my doubts and watched the film. All I can say is that it's garbage, which is a huge understatement. Instead of writing my own review about it I decided to list as many links to negative reviews as I can. The movie is universally panned and even the good reviews slam it here and there. I want to feel sorry for the guy but this hack messed up a potentially great film from a great T.V. show. He said he watches the show with his 7-year old, but I find that impossible since the film was nothing like the show.

Here are the links:

Rottentomatoes
Screenrant
NYdailynews
Hypenmagazine
Roger Ebert destroys the movie in his latest Sun Times review
Speakeasy Blog
Ain't It Cool News

And lastly, the Spill Crew summed up this piece of rat trash movie perfectly:

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Random Kim K Pic


I just love the way that bubble booty sticks out there.