5 Reasons Why Women Hate Kim Kardashian

They may never admit it, but deep down inside anytime photos pop up of Kim Kardashian next to a paid handsome dude, many women all around cringe. Similar to the way many of them hate on Vh1’s latest reality hit starring Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco. You know, the show, where number 85 has a tournament style dating elimination bracket, and 75 percent of the women are not average-looking in it.

Why is it in 2010 so many women make it their business to hate on the stunning women successful menchoose to date? At first I thought it was because the men didn’t choose them, but it actually goes much deeper than that.

I have narrowed it down to five essential reasons why (some) women hate on the Kim Kardashians of the world….


5. “She's just an attention whore!"
How many times have you heard this? Many women that use this statement fail to realize is that attention whoring is what most women do. The only difference between Kim Kardashian and the average attention whore off the street is she gets paid to be an attention whore.

4. “She only dates rich guys…”
So what of it? When women make this statement are they saying that if they had as much money as Kim had they'd date poor men? Gimme a break.

3. “She's just a trophy wife…”
This might be the weakest of all the arguments. Damn near every woman wants to be a trophy wife to a successful man. That's what so many of them aspire to be. What's the difference between Kim and the average woman?

2. “She’s superficial”.
Not too many women can say this without looking in the mirror first. After you take off the dyed hair, lace front wigs, makeup, and tummy girdles, who’s really fake?

1. “I would never date anyone for attention.”
I had a chick tell me this the other day, to which I replied, “that’s too bad”. She looked puzzled, asking why I said that. I told her it's ridiculous she wouldn't date anyone who would give them attention. It's like she's saying she wants her man to ignore her.

It would have been a very different Star Wars if....

Darth Vader had been allowed to wear his original mask choice:

Dumbass Criminal of the Week

AP

CINNAMINSON, N.J. (AP) - July 15, 2010 -- Authorities say a New Jersey man charged with shoplifting paid his bail with phony money and returned to demand a refund.

Twenty-five-year-old Ronald White of Camden was arrested July 7, accused of shoplifting at a clothing store and supermarket in Cinnaminson.

White was locked up for having two outstanding warrants and paid $400 bail in cash.

Police later realized the money was fake.

Before they could find him, White showed up and argued his bail should have been only $200. He wanted $200 back.

White was charged with counterfeiting and put in Burlington County Jail on $5,000 bail.
(Copyright ©2010 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Kim K vs Coco (Ice Cube's chick)

Nice pics of Kim vs Coco (Ice Cube's woman). As far as ass goes, Coco wins hands down. But overall, Kim looks more athletic. More pics here:

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People are saying these may be fake, but if they aren't then they are funny as hell.

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Meanwhile, in Japan

It's a scene from Miyazaki's (famous Japanese film maker) My Neighbor Totoro replicated in real life (through Photoshop or just crazy coincidence).

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Kim Kardashian Wax Figure

You know what's scary? From far away I couldn't tell which was the wax figure or it they were both wax figures when she was standing next to it. Kim's messed herself with the plastic surgery so bad that she sometimes doesn't even look a real woman anymore. Yikes. Hopefully, she'll pull through.

The Last Airbender Was Garbage

I actually had high hopes for the flick. The trailers looked all right to me, and I'm a fan of the original show: it's good great animation, good characterization, smooth pacing, and stylistic storytelling. When I was driving to the theater to see it I kept having nagging, doubtful thoughts in my mind. The director, M. Night Shymalan, has never directed a film I liked, not even the Sixth Sense. That film bored me. Unbreakable was such garbage that it was one of the few movies I demanded my money back from the theater. And after watching Signs on Showtime I just gave up on the guy. According to popular opinion, the Sixth Sense is his only true great hit; everything else he's made either gets negative or mixed reviews. He's one of those directors who shocks people by actually getting contracts.

I liked the show so much I threw away my doubts and watched the film. All I can say is that it's garbage, which is a huge understatement. Instead of writing my own review about it I decided to list as many links to negative reviews as I can. The movie is universally panned and even the good reviews slam it here and there. I want to feel sorry for the guy but this hack messed up a potentially great film from a great T.V. show. He said he watches the show with his 7-year old, but I find that impossible since the film was nothing like the show.

Here are the links:

Rottentomatoes
Screenrant
NYdailynews
Hypenmagazine
Roger Ebert destroys the movie in his latest Sun Times review
Speakeasy Blog
Ain't It Cool News

And lastly, the Spill Crew summed up this piece of rat trash movie perfectly:

Random Kim K Pic

I just love the way that bubble booty sticks out there.

Another Sexy Pic of Kim

Just One Pic

Nice, huh?

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I like this pic

Sometimes the caricatures of Kim can be cool too.

Fake Photos of Kim to Discredit Her Looks

This photo has been circulating around the net for some time now. People are saying in 2006 she didn't have quite the rump that she does in 2010. However, the 2006 photo looks fake. The head looks photoshopped onto the body. It's hard for anyone to make that pose where the upper body is facing one way and the lower body is walking in a different direction. You'd think she was a robot or something. In any case, if people wanna discredit Kim they're gonna have to use way better pics or people (at least smart people like me) will stop believing them.

5 Things Women Never Say

5. You must be right, I'm wrong.
4. You always pay, I wanna pay this time.
3. I want a physical relationship. I'm tired of being just friends.
2. This diamond is too big.
1. I'm tired of talking.

Strippers Displaying Their Cash

After a hard nights work, strippers are ready to display their cash and post it on the internet.
















Take a look at the last two pics. You can see a box of LIttle Caesar's Hot n Ready beneath that stripper. This chick is trying to act like she's loaded with cash, but she's eating at Little Caesar's. Is she a rich chick on a budget?

I tell ya the worst types of attention whores are the wannabes. The chicks try to act like they're rich, but it's easy to see that they just put a 20 or 100 dollar bill over a stack of 1 dollar bills. In reality, it's only the broke people who display cash like that. Real rich people don't flaunt their cash like these chicks. And that's the difference between these hos and Kim Kardashian. At least she has the class to keep her attention whoring sophisticated.

Does Anyone Even Live in Iowa?

Everytime I drive through the state of Iowa I'm tempted to ask the eternal question, "Does anybody live here?" No, I'm not just being a jerk because I actually like a few Iowans (even though many of them are pricks). But I'm being honest when I say there's practically nothing in Iowa. Aside from the occasional tornado, there's nothing going on in that state. No interesting festivals, towns, geography, historical landmark, practically nothing. The picture below is all there is in Iowa:



Then repeat it ad nauseum for 56,272 sq mi, and you have the entire state of Iowa. The funny thing about Iowa is that you can drive from each of the four corners of Iowa in a zigzag and you'd never run into any traffic whatsoever. None. I'm not lying. You can drive through every inch of Iowa and not run into any traffic. Just put your car on cruise control and fall asleep because there's no danger of hitting heavy traffic because it doesn't exist. You have a better chance of seeing a mountain in Florida than running into traffic in Iowa. And whether you like Iowa or not you'll all agree with me on this: driving through Iowa feels like driving through one giant, vacant parking lot. There's nothing in that state that's even remotely memorable.

P.S. As always Kim looks great in this outfit, doesn't she?

The New Lara Croft?

All the news is hot with the latest gossip that Kim Kardashian could be the new Lara Croft. For me, personally, I would love to see that shit. She's been overlooked when it comes to movies. Paris Hilton showed off her talentlessness when it comes so movies; so why shouldn't Kim, who is way better, not make at least a few movies? And what better than showing off her skills in a popular flick? Lara Croft is a sexy sophisticated adventurer, and I never understood why they chose Angelina Jolie for that kinda role. She doesn't fill it at all. Kim would be good for the role because actually works out, takes care of her body, and is willing to try new things.

Looks like Kim is keeping single for a while. YES!

So that rumor of her getting with Mike Austin was nothing more than a rumor, I guess. I ain't mad. He let a good thing get away from him if he's getting with her. However, people got to live their life and the best thing they can do is make choices that are beneficial to them. That's all I can say about that.

I've got other things to say about her staying single: looks like she wants to enjoy the freedom of being single. Getting tangled down in relationships is fun for many people, but for other people it can just add too much stress in their lives. Looks like Kim is the latter kind of chick. She just wants to lessen all the burdens in her life. I can't be mad at that. She's making a good choice.

According to ndtv.com, she said:

"I'm a relationship

girl. I've jumped from one to the next and they're always for years, never short. My family is hoping I stay single for at least a year and have some fun.

And, yeah, I'm having a good time and focusing on work."

And how can I hate on that decision. That just increases my chances, baby!

Newsstory from:

http://movies.ndtv.com/movie_story.aspx?Section=Movies&ID=ENTEN20100144523&subcatg=MOVIESINDIA&keyword=hollywood

Kim Kardashian Getting Friendly With New Footballer

According to eonline uberblog ( http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/hwood_party_girl/b186346_kim_kardashian_getting_friendly_with.html ), Kim may be getting with Mike Austin, a receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. I can't be mad at him. If this is true then he made a good choice. And he should be proud of himself.

Kim K Disgusted by Breastfeeding

Looks like Kim K. got in trouble with angry moms because she was revolted by the sight of a woman breastfeeding and changing her child's clothes.

Here's what she wrote on twitter:

"EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup," Kim tweeted Friday.

Angry moms got bitchy and wrote junk like the following:

"Kim K, It's surprising 2me that u don't like breastfeeding &think it's gross. YOU HAD A SEX TAPE".

But I am wholeheartedly supporting Kim on this. She's not getting mad that the woman was breastfeeding or changing her kid. That's just what mother's do. She's grossed out by the fact that the woman did it in public. Kim may have made a sextape, but she didn't just go ahead and have sex in public. The tape was made secretly and posted on adult forums, where you had a choice of viewing it or not, if you were of adult age. But women who simply breastfeed and change their kids in public don't give people the choice not to view. Instead these women make it public whether you want to see it or not. That's where I can understand why she's mad. Like I said, she's not mad at the breastfeeding or changing, she's mad at it done in public. Kinda like being mad at burping, farting, urinating, or spitting in public. It's okay when done in private but out in the open is just bad manners.

And lastly, who cares if she made a sextape? There are many average people who make sextapes all the time and post it on the internet, and they're called amateur videos. And I can assure you that those videos are many times raunchier than Kim's sextape. Plus, Kim is actually attractive. Most of these amateurs who have porn websites are nasty-looking hags that look like the zombies from Dawn of the Dead.

Folks need to stop being hypocrites. The hating is lame.


The story comes from NY Daily News:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/21/2010-06-21_kim_kardashian_slams_public_breast_feeding_as_sister_kourtney_does_it_on_tv.html

My first post about Kim K.

Hi, my name is Joel Friday and I live in Chicago, IL. And just five hours ago became infatuated with Kim Kardashian. She's been on the celebrity scene for years now and not once had her pictures even managed to raise my eyebrows. She looked just like another famous for being famous celebrity. All that changed when I peeped a pic of her without her makeup on. In my honest opinion, she looks way better without her makeup. I just hope that sooner or later she'll ditch the makeup and start going natural. Plus, I'm hoping she'll read this blog and take me out to dinner.